Have been getting ready for vacation and looked at my mayonnaise white legs and decided I should do something about it before we leave. Seeings as we haven't had much sun and it's been too cold to lay out on the deck in my bikini (yeah right!), I decided to go get a spray on tan. Funsize, my niece, has been going and looks fabulous but she's 24 with no wrinkles or cellulite so she looks fab all the time.
I made the appointment and went at the designated time and walked in feeling a bit foolish for being so vain that I wanted tanned legs. Well....they don't do JUST LEGS. Nope, she said that isn't the way it's done. It's all or nothing. Now let's think about that a minute... Oh, she says in her squeaky high pitched voice, with her size two body and her beautiful blond hair, you can wear your under*pants. Now there, that makes me feel a whole lot better..........
I said to her, "am I the oldest and fattest client that you have ever had"? Really, I said that. She laughed and said "No, I have an 81 year old client!" I didn't dare ask her if the 81 year old client was chubby.
Well I went in the little room and took off everything but the bare essentials like she advised and there I stood. Thankfully there was no mirror to remind me that I am a 56 year old grandmother.
She breezed in with her little mask on her face and started spraying me with this stuff that is supposed to make me tanned and healthy looking. Actually it felt kind of cool and nice and with her talking nonstop it wasn't really all that embarrassing, after all, she does this 8 hours a day so I wouldn't think everyone would look like Tara Banks or whatever that famous models name is.
After having me stand in several different poses to get all the nooks and crannies I was done and she said to stand in front of this little fan for a few minutes to dry a bit and then get dressed and come out.
When I came out she said she had a few more instructions for me and they were 1. not to sweat for 8 hours and 2. don't shower or scrub your hands for 8 hours. Now the showering I have some control over but the sweating part was a bit iffy. You're talking to someone that can have 5 hot flashes an hour with no control over anything!!! Just telling me not to have a hotflash almost gave me a hotflash!!
Anyway I came home and tried to think about all the cold snow we had all winter and believe it or not I didn't have a hotflash until the next day. We can't have our tan dripping onto the floor ya know!
It actually look pretty good the next day, not orange like I had feared and not fake bake like some of the tanning booth people look like but just a little color like I had been outside for a few hours. I am going back again on Thursday so it will be fresh for vacation as it wears off pretty quickly and I am starting to get that mayo look again. I guess you have to go once a week to keep it going but I just want it for this trip and then I will let nature give me a little color while I work in the garden or ride my horse.
If someone had told me that I would be getting a spray on tan in my under*pants I would've told them that they were crazy so you see you never know what you will do in this life!
Monday, April 30, 2007
Have you ever been air brushed?
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Vacation Doubts
I should be packing or at least getting an idea of what I want to take on our upcoming vacation but here I am on the computer trying to figure out how to do a link back. How do you do a link back? I found these adorable Disney graphics at Disneyclipart.com and they are free the only thing they want is a link back on your site to let people know where you got them but computer illiterate me is having a hard time linking the thing back. Can anyone give me some direction in the matter????? We are leaving on vacation on Friday morning to go to Florida for a week. The grandkids are looking forward to this with great anticipation but they can't figure out why we aren't staying at Disney this time. I wanted to stay someplace different for a change so suggested we try Universals Hard Rock Hotel this time. Well that went over like a lead balloon. Now these kids have been to Disney four times in their short lives, D's first time was actually still in the womb so I don't know if that really counts but this is my blog so I say it counts. (Grammie is getting tough in her old age!) heehee! Any how I decided that I was paying for the hotel so I would decide where we are going to stay and now I am having second thoughts.
I asked the lady on the other end of the phone if this was a quiet hotel as the name of it might suggest otherwise and she assured me that it is and if by chance we got beside someone that was noisy we could move or they would move the noisy ones. In all the years and all the different hotels we have stayed in at Disney we have always been happy and had nice quiet accommodations. I just want to do something different but hopefully the different won't be a noisy not up to par suite.
My grandkids are asking why Goofy, Minnie and Mickey aren't going to be at breakfast each morning. I'm trying to tell them we are going to see other characters at breakfast this time. It doesn't compute with them. I'm getting more nervous as each day goes by..........have I made a mistake in my insisting on 'doing something different'? Time will tell but I really should be making a mental list if nothing else on what I need to take instead of being on the computer.Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday Happenings
It's Friday again already, where does the time go? I've done 35 minutes of laps at the pool this morning, a half hour with my trainer at the gym and walking at the mall although it wasn't 'power walking' it was 'looking around for some summer clothes for my trip walking'. Not quite the same especially when you stop every few steps to look at something that catches your eye. Picked up a few things so hopefully they will fit as we leave a week from today for Florida.
Had a message to call my doctor when I got home and I knew it was about my blood work that I had done yesterday. Yikes! I hated to return that call. Really hated to return that call. But I did and was pleasantly surprised to hear that my cholesterol is 180! YIPPEE! That's the best it's been in a long, long time. My other numbers were good too so pass the ice cream please..... No not really, I am trying to be good.
Going to the stable tomorrow for some more trail riding. Hopefully I won't get bombed by some over protective Mother Hen Hawk again! Guess we will stay away from that trail.
Guess I'd better go down and do some sewing as we have signed up to do a craft show in the fall. Someone asked me awhile back what I did for crafts in my NEWLY ORGANIZED SEWING ROOM and I neglected to answer the question. I do mostly quilts, totes, wall hangings, bridle bags, and fleece pj's for my grandkids. Have done different crafts over the years but this is what I seem to be staying with for the moment. Got on a kick of doing those tied fleece throws for awhile and they are soft and cuddly for the kids and adults when you're watching tv or reading. Have made Christmas ornaments in the past and wreaths but I can only use so many of those so haven't done any for awhile.
With that said I guess I will head down to my NEWLY ORGANIZED SEWING ROOM and get at it.
Have a good weekend everyone!!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Not So Wordless Wednesday.
Have you ever tried to hold five horses at once to get a picture taken for your blog? It has to be worse then trying to get five kids lined up for a family picture. At least the kids aren't trying to bite each other. Well, maybe they are but you get my drift. I thought this morning would be a good day to do this as the sun was out, no one had rolled in the mud yet so was reasonably clean and they were all still in the barn so I didn't have to chase them around the pasture. Let me just say that no one cooperated so the picture isn't that great but it is what it is. From left to right is Nick (with the p**p on his side) oh I forgot to say no one had been brushed yet except Big Bud, Skipper the palomino, Kipper, Me (in the latest designer barn attire) Big Bud and Lil' Bud on the end. Let's just say that this won't be this years Christmas card.
Got home and Mrs. Snowbird (Mom) and I decided to go to Pat's Pizza for lunch so I showered and we hopped in the ole' Tahoe and headed down. We called ahead so our pizza was ready when we walked in the door. Bacon and pepperoni, well done. Can't put that in the old food journal now can we?????? Actually I haven't started doing that so this is a loophole to have pizza.
Tomorrow Mrs. Snowbird and I both need to go early in the morning to get blood work done to check our cholesterol...........(guess we shouldn't have had that pizza), quilt class, lunch out with friends and then going with Husband to Portland and I will shop at the mall while he has a dinner meeting with a client then home again, a two hour drive. Friday I swim and then go back to the gym for my workout so probably won't be worth two cents after such a busy day on Thursday. One of my students has her quilt top almost all done and it looks so pretty. All she has left to do are the borders and then it will be ready to go to the machine quilters to be put together and then she will bind it. She has worked really hard and has done a beautiful job don't you think???
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Tuesdays This and That
I am feeling like the bloggy dry well today. It can't always be as exciting as getting a $490.00 vet bill like yesterday. Glad my guys are all protected though and didn't have any bad reactions from the shots.
Speaking of eating I just made a big batch of homemade spaghetti sauce and meatballs and boy does it smell good! I just can't eat the stuff that comes out of a jar after using my mother in laws recipe for the past 30 years.
My carpenter was just here and my yard man is here so there's lots going on around the ole' homestead. My sun room is almost finished and we have been enjoying it during the day and evenings too. With the little propane stove it heats up nicely if the temps go down too low at night.
It will be nice to sit there and watch the antics of the horses out in the pasture when they get home in a couple of weeks. They are very entertaining, sometimes it's not really funny to all of us....ahem......like the day the two little ponies had Husbands straw hat and were having a game of tug of war with it and then ATE it! Now it's not like they have missed any meals along the way. The vet said yesterday that they both need a 10 year old kid to ride the daylights right out of them for about two hours every day instead of lounging around the barn waiting for treats. Hummmmmm maybe they need to keep a Food Journal!!!!
Monday, April 23, 2007
Spring Shots Day
Each spring the vet comes and does the check ups and shots and today was the day. Yesterday I got everyone spiffed up so that they would look presentable for the Doc. Spiffing is hard when several of my guys still have tons of winter hair but we did the best we could. They are good about being clipped so I did around their feet, bridle paths, whiskers and chin hairs. I call them their goat hairs as they look like goats when those are long and shaggy looking. I do have my little rescue pony that I can't clip so I just use scissors and get as much as I can. The vet will tranquilize him for me to be clipped but you know I really don't like to do that. It's like elective tranquilization and I don't feel quite right about that. If he needed it for some medical reason that is a different story but just to be clipped makes me feel like if I was to be put out just to get a hair cut.
The vet thought everyone looked good and was amazed how good my old appy looks after going through that horrible time with strangles this past winter. I am so thankful that he is still here, he was only given a 5% chance of making it and he did! Yippee! He can never have the strangles vac though, the vet said his immune system would go into overdrive and not be good. I didn't think they would get it again if they had a good case of it but I guess that isn't so.
They all had their shots and stood quietly while having three pokes with those huge needles. I wouldn't have stood that well!!! So $490.00 later everyone was UTD on everything! I bet the shots that were $45.00 apiece probably cost the vet $5.00 but I'd better not complain as we have a real shortage of vets in this area. I guess no one wants to live in the willywags!
Came home and cleaned up and Mom and I made a TJ Maxx run. I got some sheets there on Saturday that I LOVE and I thought I'd get another set and maybe one for one of the guest rooms. Well that didn't happen. They were all gone, EVERY SIZE. I had them check the closest other TJ's and they didn't have any left either. I was so disappointed as I like certain kinds of sheets with certain number thread counts and these were just perfect. After crabbing a bit to my mother I ran into a lady who was also looking for the same ones, she had gotten some in Hilton Head and wanted more so came to Portland, they didn't have any so drove two hours more and they were all out at our store. I didn't feel so bad, I had only driven about three miles not all the way from Hilton Head! Her husband looked really tired!
The weather is absolutely beautiful today. Munchkin and Noodles have been having a blast going outside now that I allow it. I didn't want them going out in the snow as they are Florida cats but now it is lovely out. They wear themselves out, come in, get something to eat and drink, sleep awhile then go out again. They do this all day and into the evening. I'm glad they know this is home and didn't wander off into the woods too far.
Oh, Tonya, I don't body clip the horses so I don't have any good tips about it. I can't imagine what they would look like if I tried!
Guess that's it from the woods of Maine. Just heard on the news that the dollar amount is up to 30 million now from the nor'easter. Most of the damage was on the coast, some homes were swept right out to sea. Glad I'm inland a bit.
Saturday, April 21, 2007
SUPER SATURDAY!
We lead her back to the stable so that Lil' Bud didn't take off on her for a spring gallop!
How embarrassing to have to be lead when you have been riding for years! heehee! She was a good sport about it and we got a good chuckle. We went back out again and ran into a young fellow on his new 4-wheeler so we stopped to say hi. He was very courteous and didn't drive right by us at break neck speed but waited until he was sure the horses weren't going to be afraid of the noise.
He patted Big Bud and then we were on our way again. (Yes, we do have two horses named Bud but they came with that nickname so we didn't change it just added the Big and the Lil'!)
It was beautiful on the river, there were ducks going by at quite a speed on the currents. We live about three minutes from this river and drive along it every day and see lots of bald eagles and other wildlife.
We finally came back to the barn and groomed some more and then turned the guys out in the pasture to enjoy the sunshine and hay that was out there for them to snack on. There is nothing that I do that is any more relaxing and enjoyable then being out on my horse with my niece Funsize and my long time friend Ann. We laugh and talk about everything and anything and just enjoy being together and with our horses. Funsize being MUCH younger then Ann and me is very patient listening to us crab about our hot flashes and wrinkles and other age related nonsense. heehee! She will be well versed in the menopause department when she gets to be an old gal like us!
Friday, April 20, 2007
Fantastic Friday!
It is just gorgeous out! Sort of makes up for all the dreary weather we have had over the last few weeks. Sort of. There has been over 20 million dollars worth of storm damage in the state of Maine from this last nor'easter! We came out of it very well here in my town, not too much flooding or damage but other places are a mess. The Gov. has declared it a disaster area so hopefully the folks that lost so much will get some help.
Went to the gym this morning and had a good workout. I drag my feet going but am always so glad when I do go and feel energized from it. Had to go to the feed store after as usual and then did a few more errands and then a small lunch at Micky D's on the way home.
Noodles is just dying to get outside in the nice weather and managed to slip by me when I was taking some wash out to hang on the line. Of course he headed right for the woods and I was so afraid that would be the last I would ever see of him. Thankfully I caught him by getting a stick and wiggling it so he would think it was some little mouse to catch. He wasn't too happy when I brought him back in but I had bought new toys for him at the feed store so that kept him busy. Munchie wants to go out too but isn't as sneaky as he is.
Went up to the stable to give Big Bud at good grooming and wash. I will N.E.V.E.R. get another white horse! We call him Pig Pen at the barn as he is such a stall slob but he is such a good boy I overlook it most of the time. Today he got a good going over from top to bottom and I mean 'bottom'! As you horse type people know geldings need a good wash on occasion.......nuff said!
It is just so beautiful out, I am so thankful for the sunshine and warm temps. What a treat! Tomorrow we're going to do some trail riding after we groom and it's supposed to be up to 70*. YIPPEE!
Guess I'd better go get my sheets in off the line and put them on the bed. I just LOVE the smell of line dried sheets!
Someone asked me if the foal in the Wordless Wednesday post was mine and unfortunately she's not. She belongs to one of the other boarders at the stable but we sure have fun enjoying her!
Have a WONDERFUL weekend everyone!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Sewing Room Maker Over
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
I'm Going To Start Building An Ark!
The ole' nor'easter is still raging on. The wind and rain are just wild and there have been reported power outages. Thankfully we haven't lost our power at all. The surf on the coast is way up and there is a lot of flooding going on. Again we have been spared that for which I am very grateful.
I had to go out today for several appointments and the driving was a bit sketchy with all the pot holes filled with water and the wind blowing so hard so I was glad when I got back home in one piece. Husband is on his way home from New Hampshire so I have been calling him to check on the driving there and so far it's not too bad. I hate it when he is on the road in bad weather some things I never seem to get used to. Cell phones are great though, I can check up on him no matter where he is. Back in the young newly married days we didn't have cell phones and I used to 'fret' a lot when he was out at night on the road in bad weather and was always so glad to see his headlights coming in the driveway.
The gas company men just arrived to install the gas line to my new stove out in the sunroom. It is very cold out there today, the cats have left their bird watching posts and are in here where it's warm curled up in a chair. Lots of birds have blown in and are eating at the feeder. The seeds keep getting wet so I have to go out and dump it out and put in fresh for them. The horses have been in for two days due to the weather so I'm sure they are complaining by kicking their stall doors and being grumpy. They don't like to be inside if at all possible but this is just too cold, wet and bitter wind for them to be out. The weekend is sounding a bit better so that's something to look forward to.
I need to go out now and go pick up my sewing machine. It wouldn't work right for me last night so I took it to the repair shop today and he called and said it is working fine for him........I told him he must be the sewing machine whisperer!
Monday, April 16, 2007
Rainy Day Monday
The nor'easter hit with a vengeance but not in the way we expected. It has been a total rain event, no snow at all. Last night when I went to bed we were expecting anywhere between 2 to 18 inches of snow so it was quite a surprise to wake up to all this rain. It's been very windy as well, my front storm door blew open and it tore the screws right out of the door frame and broke the wood. I called my trusty carpenter and he is going to come by tomorrow to see what needs to be ordered to fix it. At least the door itself didn't break. This weather is supposed to continue for a few more days so we are going to be well soaked by the end of the week. The sun will be a much welcomed sight when it finally does appear.
I don't mind a rainy day as long as we have our power. My sister who lives on the coast lost her power so that makes for a long day. Hopefully they will get it restored soon. I spent a lot of time working on my computer trying to get my 100 Things on my sidebar to no avail but will get at it again when I get my courage up. I don't know about you but I get spam that is rather distasteful to say the least. Why they think I need certain men's products I will never know but they send me the ads anyway. I also have been inundated with mortgage ads and gambling ads neither of which I am interested in so I decided to try to block out certain words that I found in the ads. It worked beautifully EXCEPT when Funsize tried to e-mail me about some finance questions and it kicked back her e-mail. I was on the computer at the time so I saw it get flagged and that it was from her so I called her and we figured out what had happened so I unlocked the word finance so we'll see how many spams I will have tomorrow.
At the same time I was e-mailing back and forth with one of my other nieces, dcrmom, way down in Pennsylvania. I love how this form of communication has kept me closer in touch with family members that live far away from me. dcrmom has been my biggest help from the beginning of my blogging career and walked me through many a blog question.
My thoughts and prayers are with the families of the Virginia College staff and students tonight. What an absolutely dreadful, horrible thing to happen on that campus. One wonders what would possess a person to go on a killing rampage like that and we will probably never know. Words can not adequately express the sorrow I feel for these families whose lives have been changed forever.
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Coach Bag Contest!
100 things About Me
Saturday, April 14, 2007
100 Posts
Did you notice Munchkin on the second from the top shelf? She was helping me........ Also did you notice how ORGANIZED everything is? Check back with me in a month and we will see if it stays that way. I still have room to spare and don't have anything in the bottom drawer yet but you can bet it will be full before all is said and done. I like how it matches the white wicker furniture that I have on the sun porch.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Friday Happenings
After sniffing around for a few minutes he scooted back to the warmth of the sun porch!
Now isn't that a sad sight for April??!!
Please put a young mom on your prayer list. Heather http://www.especiallyheather.com/ is a mom with young children, one with an extremely serious heart condition that could be fatal and now she has just found out that she (Heather) has a brain tumor. This family has been through more then you and I could ever imagine and now is facing this. We can't be there to lend a helping hand with the children or make a meal but we can do something much more powerful and that is to support this family in prayer. I don't know this lady personally but through my niece dcrmom http://musingsofahousewife.typepad.com/ I learned about her and went to her site and read her story. It is heartbreaking to say the least to read about her 5 year old with the heart condition and now this. Please remember them in your prayer time. Thanks!!